I seriously need help omg

professional help? Don’t wanna get laughed at asdf-

jazper15:

Slenderman on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/10bcv9J

futuresilverhedgie:

immortal-complexity:

the-alchemist-ed:

think twice Yahoo—

think. twice.

For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

deanwinchesterwantsthecass:

joshdallas:

vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who

that’s one way to get shit done

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

tale-of-the-senju-and-uchiha:

encantada-de-conocerte:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

He will never sell us to Yahoo or anyone else

teenagemonty-rotg:

“What’s RP?”

“Isn’t role-playing something you do for sex?”